Where the hell have you been? I better not find out that you were too busy watching that part in Total Recall where Arnold's eyes pop out, then rewinding it to watch it again in slow-motion.
This will be a bullshit-free zone, where all of the newest movies will get what they deserve - which, in this case, is usually an overly harsh and skewering review of why it's not worth your money. But, occasionally a good review will escape onto this site, possibly for a film such as Clerks 3: Still Failing in Life.
And to clear things up, I'm 'The Average Movie Guy' - that means I'm just an average guy that likes movies, not a guy that reviews average movies, although I will occasionally have to do that. Confusing? Not as confusing as dropping acid while watching 'Lost Highway' in reverse as you listen to the soundtrack for Donnie Darko on an 8-track player.
I will try my best to keep this site updated with the newest reviews for the latest films, so hopefully you can save some money by not going to films such as a remake of Pluto Nash. At the top of each review will be the score (out of 10), along with the 'Bottom Line,' which basically tells you to spend your money or save your money. Below this will be the 'To-the-Point Review,' which is a synopsis of the entire review. Finally, 'The Complete Truth' section is the review in its entirety. Confused again? That's why we have pills for that. Glorious, tasty pills.
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