Christmas has come early this year (or late, if you follow the belief of retail stores that Christmas is the time of the year between October 31st and January 15th) for movie-goers everywhere, as a cornucopia of films are looking to stuff our gullets and empty our wallets.
Every genre is covered this weekend, so if you're a living person that breathes air and eats food, then you should be able to find a movie to your liking.
Unless you're into porn.
Enjoy the holiday (I think I have to legally call it that, otherwise somebody somewhere will be offended), and if you stuff yourself full of turkey and want to make room for popcorn, remember that bulimia is your friend.
Your sickening, life-threatening friend. Kinda like your old college roommate that started calling you years later, asking for loans so they could pay off their drug debts. Which reminds me, I've got some calls to make...
Happy Thanksgiving!
BOX OFFICE PREDICTIONS
November 23rd - November 25th
1. Enchanted, $33 million
2. Beowulf, $17 million
3. This Christmas, $14 million
4. Hitman, $12 million
5. Fred Claus, $10 million
6. Bee Movie, $9 million
7. The Mist, $8 million
8. American Gangster, $7 million
9. No Country For Old Men, $5 million
10. August Rush, $4 million
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